Show and tell

Pick me, pick me, yeah!

2009-12-26T23:05:47Z

Which color looks best on me?

Fun fact: Blue is the ONLY color I've never tried in real life.

A winter wonderland (pictures)

2009-12-26T21:50:29Z

.. from our garden this afternoon.

It has been snowing for days now.

One last self portrait ..

2009-12-21T21:10:06Z

.. before CUTTING IT ALL OFF AND GOING BLONDE AGAIN!

Notice my cute dress (H&M kids department)

Jeg hater blogger ..

2009-12-17T21:58:47Z

Jeg er lei av blogger. De fleste er ikke blogger lengre - de er reklame (skjult eller helt åpenlyst) eller bare ren copy and paste av ting de har funnet på andre nettsider .. eller bilder, som alle ser like ut. Hvor kreativ er man hvis kreativ bare betyr èn eneste stil? Hvor spesiell er man hvis spesiell bare er èn ting? Og alle er like spesielle?

Jeg synes alle moteblogger er dønn like, jeg synes alle bildeblogger er dønn like, jeg synes alle interiørblogger er dønn like. Det er blonder og "vintage", det er hvitt, det er Prada og Gucci, det er STYGT og det er kjedelig, det er bilder fra nettbutikker av stygge klær til stygge priser med stygge modeller inni, det er bilder som alle er redigert med samme program, det er konkurranser sponset av RÆVA norske nettbutikker som selger RÆVSTYGGE klær som ALLE andre selgere i Norge også selger! OMG. Det er små drittunger som filmer seg selv mens de snakker til speilet på baderommet om krig og fred og politikk og sånt, og sjekk ut lipglossen jeg fikk i julekalenderen fra min minst like teite mor! 50% av bloggerne er "glamourmodeller" (ihjelopererte psykiatritilfeller, som de egentlig bør kalles) som ikke ønsker å forandre verden, dele av seg selv eller huske dagene sine, men vise frem puppene sine som de er veldig stolte over - selv om det strengt tatt er en kirurg et sted i landet her som heller burde hatt æren for dem. They're fake - so why are you proud?!

Jeg er lei av å finne en ok blogg for så å oppdage at en million andre også leser den. Vips, da er den kjedelig igjen. Piss og møkk.

Og mammabloggene. Herregudmammabloggenenoesåkjedelig! Side opp og side ned med så-søt-og-se-på-bildene-av-de-søte-ungene-mine-og-fikk-tann-idag-og-dreit-på-dass-i-går! Ha, ha! Jeg har unger selv, men et sted går grensa. Man kan ha et voksenliv med voksenmeninger selv om man har unger. Alt er ikke sukkersøtt, men i mammabloggene så ER det dèt. Sukkersøtt og uskyldig. Kun det positive blir nevnt. Man kan visst ikke kombinere husmorrollen med det faktum at man driter i blant, hadde gruppesex kvelden før og at man mener at abort er et ok valg, eller at svigermor er ei sjefshurpe. Neida. Sukkersøtt. BLÆH.

Jeg er lei av blogger!

Og! Så uforskammet! Det er så himla mange som skriver 5000 kommentarer i andres blogger hver dag - kun for å få besøk selv. De leser ikke innlegget, men legger igjen samme kommentar på masse forskjellige innlegg, kun for å selv få besøk. Dama skriver at moren har fått kreft og at bikkja døde i går, og hva står det i første kommentar? "Koselig blogg - besøk min også! DinaCecilieEmilie.blogg.no" (eller whatever) .. How rude. Jeg skjønner ikke at dere gidder. Dette var moro for flere år siden. Det er ikke moro lenger. Det er helt ødelagt. Det er SPAM.

(og dette gjelder ikke DEG, deg eller deg, det vet du, så ikke ta deg nær av det - dette gjelder de andre)

En vakker dag når jeg har tid skal jeg lage en bra blogg igjen, i all hemmelighet. Nå for tiden skriver jeg bare raske oppdateringer i dagbok-/brevstil, for min egen del og for de jeg kjenner som har tilgang. Jeg ble bare så fed up av blogger akkurat nå at jeg måtte kjefte litt i public, så dette får bli årets siste åpne post på denne siden. God jul ;p

Back to blonde?

2009-11-27T23:32:16Z

I kinda like the one to the left ...

Try it yourself at http//www.instyle.com/instyle/makeover

I gotz me somm new catz!

2009-09-10T18:43:02Z

This is Igor, Ivana and Raptus Lada!

Igor and Ivana is going to get married, by the way. Yay.

God, they're gorgeous! :D

hippie-ish self portraits (snapshots)

2009-08-26T20:26:58Z

Long time, no self portraits. Well, here you go.
All these are snapshot-self portraits taken today.

I love how the sun fucks them up just perfect.

(number 2 and number 4 are my favorites)

Tromsø, Norway: A midnight walk

2009-08-25T11:13:45Z

Tromsø is a city in the north of Norway, also referred to as "the Paris of the north" or "the northern Paris". It's a beautiful city with a population of 64.000 people. I come from Straumsbukta, on Kvaløya, located about half an hour from Tromsø by car.
Tromsø is famous for its midnight sun (May-July) and the amazing northern lights (Aurora Borealis). We also have the world's northernmost university, brewery, botanical garden and planetarium. It has a warmer climate than oher places located on the same latitude because of the Gulf stream. I moved from Tromsø in 2001, but I hope to go back there some day.. and stay there for the rest of my life.

All pictures taken on July 25th/26th (around midnight)

The end ;)

Butterfly/sommerfugl

2009-07-23T19:51:06Z

Cute drawings

2009-07-18T19:48:09Z

My son drew these pictures today.
This is me:

And this is Knut:

I told him how to spell the word, but he wrote it himself.
It should be PAPPA, but he got a little impatient in the end there ;p

Why mother-in-law doesn't visit anymore (funny)

2009-07-13T09:42:34Z

The crazy dog actually gets the woman down on all four, and attempts to XXXX her from behind.
WHAT A GOOD DOG!

Spider (pictures) x 3 ..and poll

2009-07-05T20:32:48Z

(the same spider in all 3 pictures)

Inside a glass

I prefer that he stays outside in the garden.
You're free, little man - please leave ;p

View Poll: Spiders

Hairy woman speaking - listen up!

2009-07-04T21:27:04Z

Fact: Body hair is NOT unhygienic. We all have it, and it's where it is supposed to be. Your body hair has got several functions, one of the most important being to STOP bacteria from reaching your skin. It's there to keep you healthy.

Fact: Society imprisons you. Someone asks you to come with them to the beach, and you're like YAY! and halfway out the door.. when you suddenly remember that you "have to" shave your legs and bikini line. Ah crap.
Why don't you want to be free? Why do you imprison others who makes different choices than you?

Fact: Those who CHOOSE to let nature be nature, and who chooses NOT to go with the flow are being harassed and made fun of. There are people in this world who actually makes evil remarks about a body when they see a body who looks THE WAY A BODY SHOULD LOOK.
Think about it for a second. Who's the fool here?

A quote that I love: "There is nothing ‘unfeminine’ about a hairy woman; if femininity is defined as ‘like a woman’ then a woman in her natural state is by definition as feminine as she can be."

On that note, this is my pinky finger. I have more hair on my hands than any man I've ever met. It's more visible IRL - and you're more than welcome to stop by to look at me and touch me. I'll only charge $20! I'm covered in body hair from my head to my toes, and it's cute :) I'm such an animal :D Furry and cuddly. Rawr! I'll continue to post pictures of my body hair until you all come to your senses, ok? When I die, hopefully someone else can do this for me. Oh, and my nails are all natural too.

Spider (picture)

2009-06-30T21:36:54Z

Spider. Again.
I found this guy in the backyard.

Aww! Poor thing, he's missing a leg!

This summer...

2009-06-30T20:26:38Z

..he could finally reach the pedals!
My youngest son, Trym.

Seagulls / måker (photo post)

2009-06-22T21:39:03Z

We were at the beach today.
So were they.

Gif

2009-06-22T20:30:54Z

Favorite dress

2009-06-18T19:56:16Z

This is my favorite dress.
It's from the 1960's, and I found it .. on Ebay, of course ;)
I'll totally do something very retro/vintage pin up-ish, sexy, curly ..
.. someday. Red lips and all.

(God, I love my arms!)

Photo by: June (best friend)
She makes me do weird poses.

TheBaByG

2009-06-17T20:08:43Z

This is my friend, Karianne. She's one of the coolest AND most intelligent young women I know. You should totally check her out on YouTube :)

June so far (pictures)

2009-06-11T22:34:18Z

Another weird one

2009-06-07T22:18:58Z

I love it. I love myself. I'm sorry :D
This was taken one hour ago.
Look at those eyes!
Max Factor false lash effect mascara <3

This just keeps getting weirder..

2009-06-04T19:58:02Z

Self portrait (with a splash of color this time)

2009-06-03T22:08:28Z

It's about time I do something a bit more colorful and fun?
Ha ha. This is a weird one..

Yellow spider (pictures)

2009-06-03T20:31:46Z

I've spent lots of hours in the garden today, working my ass off.
And I found this little fellow! :D

I can't find him in Norwegian spiders index list,
so perhaps I can name him Antidamenous yellowinius?
No? Crap.
But seriously, let me know if you've seen one like this before
and/or know what they're called.

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2009-06-03T15:12:00Z